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  2. barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

    barebackinq:

    [sweats nervously]

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  3. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

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  6. cute flower questions

    Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

    Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

    Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

    foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

    Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?

    Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

    Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

    Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

    Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

    Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

    Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?

    Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

    Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?

    Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?

    Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

    Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?

    Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

    Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

    Poppy: What color was your childhood home?

    Hydrangea: Starbucks order?

    Violet: Do you like where you're from?

    Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?

    Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

    Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

    Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

    Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

    Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?

    Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

    Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?

    Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

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  7. gorilllas:

    @myself what the fuck are you doing

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  10. shinymaplesquid:

    shinymaplesquid:

    I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

    #welcometocanada

    I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

    UPDATE:
    I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

    image

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